Gooferation

The Gooferation is a collection of people all over the world who want to put an end to the evil doings of Bafkag, that stupid old African. The story of the Gooferation goes way back to thousands and thousands of years ago, when triplets were born, named Goofster, Gertrude and M. Gertrude was very evil, Goofster was gentle, and "M" didn't care. About 20 years ago, Goofster and Gertrude fought in a war to put their opponent to death while "M" just sat around and watched -- he didn't care. The Goofster won, with the help of the GooferationX (a group of outcasts he put together, who were mostly gay). The Goofster then ditched all those members because of their homosexual-feelings, and became known as Afkag, the Artist Formerly Known as Goofster.

However, Gertrude also went through some changes, and he is currently known as Bafkag, the Big African Formerly Known as Gertrude. Bafkag is evil, and is an anti-goof. Though he and Afkag were separated at birth, the two have always been neck-to-neck while "M" has never had problems with anyone, because he just didn't care. Now, Bafkag is threatening to start a war. The Gooferation needs all the help they can get! Hell, even "M", now known as Millennium M, is in this war, and is on the Gooferation's side because he just started caring! The Gooferation is currently gathering members every day in order to create an army for the time when Bafkag finally arrives.

Gooferation headquarters are in Goofville, a city located in Afkag's ass (don't ask). The leader of the assault is Col. B. Barskofskie, a Russian hermaphrodite. If you are interested in recruiting, contact Col. Barskofskie or Afkag.

Thank you for your help in this important time. We appreciate your assistance.

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