Planet Afkag
Did you really think you were alone in this universe?
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Name: AFKAG Birth date: November 30, 1985
Hometown: Goofville, Goofville
Height: 7-foot-11
Weight: 261
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Afkag has got to be one of the most controversial goofs of all time. He is confident that the year 2003 will be the next goofy year, of course following the end of 2001, the original year of the Millennium Goof. He seems to have a natural beef with the Bulk Barn, and claims that people on the street tell him that he smells funny. And then people in the mall kiss him.....
Name: Millennium M Birth date: December 27, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 7-foot-11
Weight: 260
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"When you're talking with Millennium M there's nothing shaking but the bacon!"
Name: KIM CHEE Birth date: March 11, 1985
Hometown: Calgary, Alberta
Height: 6-foot-7
Weight: 250
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"BIG"
Name: Moishe Da Goof Birth date: February 9, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 7-foot-3
Weight: 225
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"I'm going to Hell, the worst place in the world! With the pirates, the demons and the raggedy clothing! And the heat, my GOD the heat!!!! What do you think of all that!? "...Gonna be rough."
Name: Big Mama Goof Birth date: August 26, 1985
Hometown: ?
Height: 5-foot-6
Weight: 135
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"Uh, let me go and check the guest list and I'll tell you if you were invited"
Name: Mark Leibtog Birth date: ?
Hometown: Midgetland
Height: -8-foot-0
Weight: -matter
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So short that when he walk into a wall and has a boner he hurts his nose
Name: Brother Goof Birth date: August 27, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 5-foot-6
Weight: 185
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"Troy, come here and be my bitch"
Name: Supplier Birth date: July 4, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 6-foot-2
Weight: 195
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-=(HIS NAME IS CHUCK)=-
-=(LiMp BiZkIt)=- RoX!
----[] YEP on irc catch him if ya don't, go play with ponies []----
Name: Cram Birthdate: March 15, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 5-foot-11
Weight: 133
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Crammin', just crammin'
Name: Joel Pollock Birthdate: ?
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 5-foot-1
Weight: 2
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"Owwww"
"I'm flying!"
"Put me down!"
Name: Justin Me Birthdate: Feb 5, 1985
Hometown: Tokyo, Japan
Height: 4-foot-2
Weight: 67
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"Me, not Yu"
Name: Big D Birthdate: October 25, 1985
Hometown: Israel
Height: 5-foot-5
Weight: 111
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"I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be"
Name: Evil EyesBirthdate: May 16, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height:5-foot-6
Weight: 139
Additional Info:
"Hello. I am God.
If you have a question, you may page me at...
No, just kidding. I do not have a pager. I hear all. I see all. I see women in the shower. Men, if you want a tour, then repent for all sins and call me at...
No, I don't have a phone. I hear all. I see all. I see women in the shower. I also see you. I love you. Hehehehe..."
Name: Yuri Birthdate: Something in May, 1986
Hometown: Moscow, Russia
Height: 5-foot-8
Weight: 123
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He is one of the two leaders/owners of the Gooferation. But nobody will ever know.........
Click here for his web page!
Name: Weenie Birthdate: September 25, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: -4-foot-1
Weight: -101
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He is so short that he can't tie his own shoe laces.
Name: Beatricel Olli Birthdate: February 12, 1985
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Height: 6-foot-1
Weight: 187
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I'm going to Hell, the worst place in the world!! With the pirates, the demons and the raggedy clothing! And the heat, my GOD the heat!!!! What do you think of all that!? "...Gonna be rough."
Name: Phone Line Birthdate: December 11, 1985
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Height: 5-foot-11
Weight: 146
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"Phone.
Line.
Tone.
It's all good."
Name: C. Barskofskie Birthdate: January 5, 1954
Hometown: Pskov, USSR
Height: 6-foot-6
Weight: 345
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He's a REAL man.....
Name: AttitudeAdditional Info:
The toughest imaginary friend - but there is a price on his head.
Name: Styles Additional Info:
The original imaginary friend - but there is a price on his head.
Name: Blessings Additional Info:
RIP
Name: Class Additional Info:
RIP
Name: Tradition Additional Info:
RIP
Name: Haggis Birthdate: April 2, 1955
Hometown: Denmark
Height: 7-foot-11
Weight: 250
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The REAL Russian God.
He enjoys walks on the beach and lettuce.
Name: Fish_Steak_Man Birthdate: April 4, 1979
Hometown: Thunder Bay, Canada (in the water)
Height: 5-foot-7.215
Weight: 179
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Found by a fisherman in Thunder Bay, who was then eaten by the fish. This Fish/Man was on a boat.. that happened to have a metal rod sticking out of it.. it was struck by thunder (yes thunder) and then he morphed into the loved-by-everyone-pedestrian-assulter, Fish Steak Man... who had horrible dhirreah.
Name: Yaeer Katz Birthdate: September 14, 1985
Hometown: Harare, Zimbabwe
Height: 5-foot-10
Weight: 200
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"Eh, does it look like I'm crying to you?"
"Catching up? But I forgot the catsup with the mustard! Eh!"
Name: FreakBirthdate: Not May 1, 1985, though he claims it is...
Hometown: Russia
Height: 5-foot-7
Weight: 120
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ONE WORD: FREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAK
Name: Joey Evans Birthdate: February 17, 1985
Hometown: Iraq
Height: 5-foot-7
Weight: 0
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"cool... that's about it!"
Name: ImhotepBirthdate: B.C.
Hometown: Unknown
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
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A high priest.
Name: JerksandSlobsBirthdate: Oct 26
Hometown: Toronto
Height: 5 foot 10
Weight: 130 sounds reasonable
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Web site @ http://gsucks.org