Planet Afkag
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News Archive
June 25 6:13pm
Well well well, it seems that i have not updated for 21 days - sorry bout that
I guess i'd better explain where i have been
June 4 - 19 working my ass off at school
June 20 fell of a bus
June 21 got out of hospital
June 22 watched Blair Witch Project and Book of Shadows
June 23 OD'd
June 25 got out of hospital
So here i am today, updating Planet Afkag for the summer!  NEW GAYBUSTERS COMING SOON...enjoy all the changes
peace:-out:...kag

June 4:29pm
I am currently on my computer, typing.  I like typing, it keeps us depraved kids off the streets.  Added some downloads to the Gaybusters page...other than that i am free for dinner.

June 10 8:19pm
1 BIG WINNERS ANNOUNCED, 1 GAY WINNER ANNOUNCED
Robert wins Eugene Trivia, Av's win Stanley Cup.
Which one is big, which one is gay???  YOU DECIDE

June 4 8:40pm
Go Devils go!
Anyways, I haven't updated for a few days, so here goes nothing...
I played hockey today, but you already knew that.  I did not score a hat trick, but over all the little games combined i did manage to rack up three goals and an assist!  Yes, you can still call me Mr. Hatrick, but the name Afkag will do.
If you have any problems with the site, email Troy.

June 1 5:17pm
I heard the new Blink song, pretty good...not as good as OLP, of course, but its respectable.  Just added some members and some other stuff...weezer video playing  - gtg!

June 1 4:22pm
Listening to Queen, I decided that today's Eugene trivia counts.  Check out the UgenUtopia page for current scores updated every Friday.

June 1 1:37am
very tired, just came back from cast party, going to continue talk in sentence fragments, colorado wins, OLP rules, so much work in comm tech, ahh, very tired,

May 30 10:34pm
Westside story was amazing tonight...Kim Chee watched it...he probably is still internally laughing at me
Anyhoo, I fixed a few bugs and glitches (ie. spelling mistakes, bad links)
Peace:-out:...kag

May 28 5:46pm
Just got back from practice, yes, thats, right, I'm in Westside Story.
Anyhoo, its great having this site up cuz it makes me feel like a real person in a fabricated society.
I added some new members and some other stuff, like that highly anticipated Gaybusters page, a neverending story, a eugene page and a classified section :-)
Also made the Pittsburgh Penguin page and OLP page a little more decent, they both still need lots of work, but thats a long time away

May 27 11:20am
The site is finally working, and its gonna be back in full power.  Check for new stuff daily, including a Gaybusters page coming soon!

May 23 6:01pm
I know its still down, and you won't be able to read this post for a while, but i think its time to spill my guts - get a few things off my chest - or just simply put, I'd like to talk.
First off, I'd like to congratulate the Pittsburgh Penguins for a great season.  They made the final three, and were one of the last three teams remaining, in the NHL.  Next year shall be the year!
Secondly, I'd like to thank Millennium M for getting me a Pittsburgh Penguins cap.
Next, I'd like to congratulate the X-Files for their amazing season finale.  CRAZILY GOOD!!!!
Also, I'd like to say that OLP rules, though I just got Weezer's the Green Album and it is awesome.  FInger Eleven rules too...
Finally, I'd like to say I wrote the above on no sleep.  Go me!

May 14 11:56pm
Something is wrong with Trellix Web, the program I used to make this site.  So, though I will continue to update the site on a regular basis, you will be unable to view it.  Hopefully, one day Trellix will fix the bug and allow you to once again see my masterpiece.  Oh yeah, by the way, GO PENS GO!  YOU CAN BEAT THE DEVILS!  BOOYAH!
Peace:-out:...kag!!!

May 8 10:59pm
Its not 11pm yet...interesting.
But on a more important topic, PENS WON IN OT!!!!! STRAKA!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
leafs suck
I got rid of all the sound clips cuz they slowed down browsing...browsing should now be optimized for you!
And some other obvious changes are sure to get your mojo going.

May 7 3:30pm
World War One was terrible.  It makes me sad to think of the morally unjust situations of harsh penalty and degree that occurred.  Sheeps go to heaven, as do the monarcy.  Peace:-out:...kag!

Jan 30 6:22pm
I'm confused

May 6 11:33am
I don't have much to say...did a few minor updates...keep those guestbook entries coming...(some of u are really messed up)

May 1 9:44pm
I freaked out my sister today with a scary birthday gift...
And to all you Leaf fans out there, I just wanted to take the time to say that you suck.
You win some you lose some, GO PENS GO!!! PENS LEAD SERIES 2-1!!! GOGOGO

April 29 4:52pm
I didn't change anything.  I just wanted to be able to claim I updated the site at 4:52pm.

April 29 12:38pm
I should be working on my English, but I'm a lazy goof.
Added lyrics to some more rare songs, including the highly anticipated Yourself.
Also, GO PENS GO!  They lead the series 2-0.
LEAFS LOST LAST NIGHT, HAHA!
And finally, sorry Millennium M.  Detroit shall not RIP, they are practicing to finish first in the West next season. I fixed it below.
Also, check out this link!
Let me take the time to advise you not to download the April Mix.  "That's horrible" - Raine Maida.
Finally, time to celebrate with a GIF:

April 25 11:45pm
I just finished writing a journal for English class.  You can read it here.
Or, check out my anti-Sabres page here...though it still is lacking something...

April 25 5:27pm
Pens won the series a few days ago - I didn't post this because I was so excited.
 RIP Detroit Red Wings - until next season.
Haggis is the Russian god for a few more days, but congrats to Rasputin for putting up a hell of a fight.

April 22 3:39pm
I wasn't tired, so I did some more fixing-around-the-site work.

April 22 1:58pm
New gif...you probably already noticed this...the Pens won yesterday, just in case you did not read my last post...I am tired.  Goodnight.

April 21 7:11pm
7-11...hehe
I haven't updated in a while - I have been in hiding, desperately praying for the Pens to win.
And my prayers were answered.
But, anyhoo, I did a bit of changing here and there, a bit of changing everywhere.
I got rid of that link to bunkhouse...or did I???
And new music is always nice....so enjoy!
Notice: I am working on lyrics to OLP's Yourself...it is taking a long time because the best quality version of the song is 96kb...which sucks...
Don't worry, the song is still amazing...in fact, download it NOW!

April 18 10:22pm
Ugh.
The Pens were screwed out of Game 4 seconds ago.  I am so very pissed.  And to the refs, I say,
"YOU CANNOT CALL OFF THE PLAY IF THERE IS NO REASON TO!"
You know damn straight that the Moose did NOT have the puck, so WHY IN THE NAME OF POD WAS THERE A FACE-OFF???
It makes me sick - it was solely unjust.
I hate overtime.

April 17 5:07pm
I find it quite amusing that somebody on the street had the nerve to tell me I smell funny.  So I kicked his ass, broke his rib cage, and called him white trash.  Then, some old guy with one leg comes up to me and says, "Sonny, I would have done the same thing if I were you!"  Can you believe the nerve???
Also today, some freak at my school told me about his adventures with aliens and how he sexually abuses women!!! WOAH!!!
So I added lots of useless things and made the link for Planet Bafkag smaller.  It simply did not deserve to be large.

April 16 11:11pm
MY SITE HAS AN AUCTION!!!!!!!!!!  OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! if you have something to sell, go ahead and try your luck!

April 16 12:08pm
Found all these free gadgets to add...so now selected pages have extra fun thingamagigies.  Email me if they don't work or if any links don't work, as I changed lots of other stuff with this update.
And by the way, I'm still pissed about being ditched to see Charlie's Angels, just in case you were wondering.

April 16 5:25am
Spent the last two days working non-stop because nobody invited me to see a movie with them.
So I rented Charlies Angels cuz when it was in theatres, nobody called me like they said they would.
And my sister rents 102 dalmations, so I was pretty pissed (i tried to get her to rent Paper Mario but NO)
So I lie here, realizing how badly i just wasted this long weekend.
I ditched the whole Gooferation tribe page - my coleader said he'd make one that would be good....
And that about does it for me...I added OLP site, YOGA CLASS FOR CATS, and I seperated it from Planet Afkag cuz it is so out of this site's league

April 14 12:36pm
Worked the entire morning on the OLP page...I'll try to finish it soon...
My finger broke yesterday...YAY
My comp is going in for upgrades any day now, so if i'm not here for a while call the cops.
CHECK IT ALL OUT!

April 13 9:33pm
Added webring for goofy sites, such as Planet Afkag and Gooferation Tribe Site.  I will add Planet M as soon as the name is changed to UNPLANET M, or something similar...
Added Gooferation Tribe Site
That's all folks!

April 10, 2001 5:35pm
Added music clips for oh so many pages...
Also fixed a few minor gltches....
Added PLANET AFKAG GIF...yes, i now know how to make GIFs....
Enjoy......Oh, and by the way, YOU'RE WELCOME

April 9, 2001 3:53pm
School is so boring...
Nobody was there cuz passover....except for a few jews ?!?!?!
but, seriously,
Updates today include fixing some minor bugs and stuff...there was a few problems with viewing this page using Intenet Explorer 3.0 and those problems should be all gone...

April 8, 2001 2:05pm
Passover is so boring...
I fixed a few gramatically incorrect stuff. cuz u know i hate impropper grammar usage....lotes off lafter
I messed up the OLP and Pens pages...I'll work on that, and I'll add lyrics for some more songs in the wonderful future
AND OUR LADY PEACE HAS A MUCH SPOTLIGHT MONDAY AND TUESDAY!!!!!! BOOYAH!!!!!!

April 7, 2001 6:26am
I totally redid the site today - its slammin, just slammin.  I just wanted to point out that we are 5 days away from a day without updates - on Thursday 12, 2001, I am not going anywhere near electronic stuff....
Anyways, I just wanted to say that this site is near complete...but i will keep posting more irrelevent data everyday!
By the way, I am sure that lots of links are not working.  PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SOMETHING DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!
Without your help, my site will never be as goofy as I'd like it to.  So e-mail me with any suggestions here.  Thanks.
Also, I have been working on my movie, Camels...I am taking that page down for a while cuz i dont think it will be updated for a long time...
If you must, click on this link...the one over here --------------->_____

March 13 - 7:29am
WWF pages started.
Pittsburgh made huge trades..they will be posted in news when the trade deadline has reached our small lives.
AHHH TRADE DEADLINE TODAY
and a few minor changes ....yep

March 12 - 6:23am
Adding stuff to Edge and Christian page
Changed Layout of site
Made site easier to navigate
Added new member to Gooferation, Fish_Steak_Man
Added a real NEWS page

March 11 - 3:07pm
E-mail me with sugestions on which clips to keep and which to flush.
Not sure if the SIGN UP, SUGGESTION BAG, and MAILING LIST are working yet. I will confirm whether or not after I complete my tests...
Added Edge and Christian page! .....Nothing on it yet...
Enjoy!

March 10 - 11:21pm
OH MAN WHAT AN UPDATE!
-Fixed spelling on some pages -- by the way, feel free to e-mail me, Web master Timmy, here with any spelling suggestions.
-Added soooo much to the OLP page and my discography
-More pics, some downloads
-Added a bottom line
-Added a news section
-Some other random stuff nobody will ever notice
-Added March 10 - 11:21pm update

March 9 - 10:37pm
First update. Let's celebrate this occasion with a GIF.
Wasn't that fun?

March 9 - 10:33 PM
Welcome to Planet Afkag.
I'm the Webmaster...to be refereed to from now on as "Timmy".
I'm responsible for updating the page, adding stuff, you know, the usual.
I should probably let you know that all downloads have been postponed for a little while because I'm stuck using a 56k connection, and simply it takes too long to upload the stuff. Don't fret - I should be getting cable or higher as soon as tomorrow...maybe even tonight.
No, but seriously..